Isn't it mandatory to have a sense of style in Rome?
Woody Allen has disappointed me so. I'm glad I didn't rush to see To Rome with Love (2012) at the cinema when it came out. I may have cried.
Penélope Cruz was a cheap-dressing escort.
Ellen Page was an emotionally unstable actress who dressed like a boy (not in a good way).
Greta Gerwig was Ellen Page's best friend who also dressed like a boy (not in a good way).
That's all you need to know if you haven't seen it.
Costume designer, Sonia Grande, did a much better job with Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008) and Midnight in Paris (2011).